Are you confused as to why the foreground is so dark when you shoot straight into the sun? Are you unable to make the backgrounds in your photos all “blurry” on demand? Did you buy a Canon DSLR because it’s a “professional camera?” Maybe you have no idea what the exposure triangle is or how to use a flash but you’ve already booked your first photo shoot?
And despite all of this, you watermark your photos, explaining it’s your way of “signing” your “artwork” or that it’s to promote your “photography business.” Speaking about this business, you also named it “so-and-so photography.” You’re supposedly a “creative” and yet you couldn’t come up with a creative name?
If any of this sounds familiar, this watermark is for you. If you can’t be humble then you deserve to be shamed.